The Court: Three years. Sentence to begin immediately.
Defendant: Three years? Don’t I have any appeal?
The Court: Well, you do have nice eyes, but you’re still going to prison.
Yesterday, CourtReportingHelp.com was restarted as a blog. Today, we had our first visitor.
Rocketing from zero to one visitor is a percentage increase of infinity.
Mathematically speaking, we have already peaked.